As we learned last month, Achilles heel is NOT Spanish for penis. I do have an appreciation for Justin trying to learn a new language though. And this time we travel to England, or is it Ireland.
Here are some revelations to ponder for 2012 because I wouldn’t want to keep you in the dark any further:
- So, speaking of bi-lingualness, Justin informed us that his astounding ability to “speak British” is a gift that we can thank Brad’s Irish heritage for. Jolly good – even if it’s the wrong country! Or is it cheer-io! Hmm wait, maybe putting Cheerios in the toilet will help control his aim….because…
- …On a related note, NO, Justin can NOT control his pee aim because his penis is apparently “uncontrollable”. Eeks. I don’t know how you men walk around with those things.
- Dr. Scholl’s Freeze Away Wart Remover does NOT freeze off jagged rock formations. But Mommy, I was only trying to smooth off the edge of a rock I snuck home from gym class while I was pretending to run the track…
- Just a personal annoyance that one day I will surely miss and find extremely adorable: No matter how many times you show them, it never fails, kids do NOT have the capacity to open a new box of cereal without completely decimating it. The box never closes right after that and requires Scotch tape surgery and mild cussing.
It’s gonna be a great 2012! Here’s to the best year yet full of more wit and wisdom from Justin and Shelby. Now if only Ella (our brat terrier) could talk…